Friday humour

TheMarlin

 

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

TheMarlin

 

TheMarlin

 

blobb

TheMarlin

 

HAL9000

Did you hear about the rhythm’n’blues mathematician who gets his kicks on 8.12403840464?

the_jaffa

HAL9000 said:

Did you hear about the rhythm’n’blues mathematician gets his kicks on 8.12403840464?

Very good 

DesVegas

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

phil_b

A couple are asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am.

The wife shakes the husband and says "honey, there's someone at the door". The husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man. "Can I help you". "Could you give me a push" says the drunk man. "Hell no, and besides you're drunk" and slams the door shut. As he gets back into bed, his wife begins to lecture him. "Don't you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us"? "You should go outside and help the poor man". Realizing this, the husband gets dressed and heads to the door. Opening it, he realizes the man has left and yells out "Do you still need a push"? In the distance he hears a reply "Yes Please". "Where are you" to which he hears "Over here on the swing set"

drofluf

Social distancing for guitars 

Kittyfrisk

breakstuff

/\  Donald Dump.

steveledzep

^ Shitfaced after a few drinks.

DB1

POOTUS?

barry2tone