Friday humour

hollywoodrox

merlin said:

Don't you love it when German/Scaniwegian people doing guitar vids refer to "fuzz" as "fuss"? 

Bless 'em. 

I get annoyed by Americans calling solder ‘sodder’

Kebabkid

Hootsmon said:

I'm seeing John Travolta

merlin

pigface said:

Hootsmon said:

Get off one's fucking lawn

Just a thought ... the old dear is now 94 and I'd expect that a steel blade would be rather heavy, especially when lifted at arm's length. Can it be that there is a lightweight version for such occasions?

It always was. It's just symbolic and was probably always cardboard covered in cooking foil. 

FarleyUK

You cannot run in a campsite, you can only 'ran'.

Because it's past tents.

ESBlonde

FarleyUK said:

You cannot run in a campsite, you can only 'ran'.

Because it's past tents.

Did you canvas many opinions on this? Sounds like the question was framed to get this resonse. Still no need to get in a flap.

FarleyUK

ESBlonde said:

FarleyUK said:

You cannot run in a campsite, you can only 'ran'.

Because it's past tents.

Did you canvas many opinions on this? Sounds like the question was framed to get this resonse. Still no need to get in a flap.

I did a lot of in tents research.

ESBlonde

FarleyUK said:

ESBlonde said:

FarleyUK said:

You cannot run in a campsite, you can only 'ran'.

Because it's past tents.

Did you canvas many opinions on this? Sounds like the question was framed to get this resonse. Still no need to get in a flap.

I did a lot of in tents research.

Yep, thats pegged it.

TheOtherDennis

FarleyUK said:

ESBlonde said:

FarleyUK said:

You cannot run in a campsite, you can only 'ran'.

Because it's past tents.

Did you canvas many opinions on this? Sounds like the question was framed to get this resonse. Still no need to get in a flap.

I did a lot of in tents research.

Drinking a lot of Campari perhaps?

TheMarlin

DesVegas

...

You know those Sex Houses, the little wooden houses  with the hole for your dick that they hang in trees? Well they're for birds apparently. 

I'm now also selling my ladder.

DesVegas

https://i.imgur.com/QbHTlZn.jpg

It's nothing flashy

axisus

axisus

Emp_Fab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBOwF5SQA1I 

TheOtherDennis

I fucking LOVE that man!

Haych

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life to please her husband. So, on the first morning of their honeymoon, as she crawled out of bed, she stooped to pick up her clothes and accidentally farted. She looked at her new husband and said, "Sorry. Excuse please. Front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud!"

Haych

Emp_Fab said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBOwF5SQA1I 

That was brilliant!

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

Hootsmon