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  • strtdvstrtdv Frets: 2590
    The pedant in me can't get over the fact that both √66 and √666 are irrational and therefore the jokes don't quite work
    Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
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  • martmart Frets: 5213
    strtdv said:
    The pedant in me can't get over the fact that both √66 and √666 are irrational and therefore the jokes don't quite work
    So 25.8069758 is the root of almost all evil. Better?
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  • barry2tonebarry2tone Frets: 212
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10072
    https://youtu.be/Nl0HqlbX7dc
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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    Sod it. These are terrible ‘Dad’ jokes, but that’s me!
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16666
    I spent yesterday helping Yusuf Islam service his caravan, turned out that his awning had broken. 
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 14265
    edited August 2020
    Lockdown has been tough for many people but I've managed OK, all I've needed was the Opticians, Boots the Chemist and Greggs.

    I guess you could say that lockdown for me has been nothing but "Specs and Drugs and Sausage Roll"


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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    I was tucking my wife in last night and she started having a right whinge.

    I said "Oi, you want me to lick it, at least allow me make it look a bit presentable.

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16312
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    tae be or not tae be
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    tae be or not tae be
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • barry2tonebarry2tone Frets: 212
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  • skullfunkerryskullfunkerry Frets: 4418
    Doctor, viewing x-ray: "Oh no, just what I'm scared of"

    Patient: "What?"

    Doctor: "Skeletons!"
    Too much gain... is just about enough \m/

    I'm probably the only member of this forum mentioned by name in Whiskey in the Jar ;)

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  • HaychHaych Frets: 6171
    edited August 2020

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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