Friday humour

DesVegas

Shocking

Fretwired

merlin

DesVegas said:

My son keeps chewing on electrical cables so i had to ground him.

Ohm I God.... 

kaypeejay

DesVegas said:

My son keeps chewing on electrical cables so i had to ground him.

Take his amp off him 

PhilW1

DesVegas said:

My son keeps chewing on electrical cables so i had to ground him.

Obviously he's not coiling the cable correctly as shown in Off Topic...or he read it ,and like me, realised he's just wasted time he's never gonna get back watching/reading about cable coiling technique and it sent him over the edge!

proggy

The brain is the most complex organ in the body. It produces your every thought and action from birth

...right up until your first erection.

underdog

TheMarlin

axisus

the_jaffa

Pretty pissed off as I’ve just realised that all the people with 2020 vision really should have warned us.

TheMarlin

Haych

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

The bar tender says, "That'll be £20.20 please."

proggy

I was down the pub with my mates when the missus phoned me.

She said, "If you're not home in 15 minutes I'm giving your dinner to the dog."

So I put my pint down and rushed home.

I love that little dog.

ESBlonde

TheMarlin said:

TheMarlin

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

hollywoodrox

chillidoggy said:

Toms_Dad said:

TheMarlin said:

I don’t get this.....I only see three musicians and a drummer.....

I’m only seeing two musicians.

I’m just seeing a drummer

Emp_Fab

proggy said:

I was down the pub with my mates when the missus phoned me.

She said, "If you're not home in 15 minutes I'm giving your dinner to the dog."

So I put my pint down and rushed home.

I love that little dog.

I don't get it ?

BigBearKris

Emp_Fab said:

proggy said:

I was down the pub with my mates when the missus phoned me.

She said, "If you're not home in 15 minutes I'm giving your dinner to the dog."

So I put my pint down and rushed home.

I love that little dog.

I don't get it ?

She cooked stew.