Friday humour

Haych

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

TheOtherDennis

Haych said:

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

I know, I know, but sometimes I just feel like we're pissing in the wind, we're just not going to win.

Like "blah blah blah ect." No, it's not ect, its etc. Short for et cetera, not ec tetera.

And 'til. No, if you want to shorten until, it's till. Till is actually an older word than until, but for some reason idiots think that it should be 'til (with the apostrophe the wrong way round because software doesn't know it's meant to be facing away from the t).

We're fighting a losing battle. The idiots won long, long ago. It's so much better for your health and sanity to just shake your head, move on and leave them to it.

FarleyUK

TheOtherDennis said:

Haych said:

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

I know, I know, but sometimes I just feel like we're pissing in the wind, we're just not going to win.

Like "blah blah blah ect." No, it's not ect, its etc. Short for et cetera, not ec tetera.

And 'til. No, if you want to shorten until, it's till. Till is actually an older word than until, but for some reason idiots think that it should be 'til (with the apostrophe the wrong way round because software doesn't know it's meant to be facing away from the t).

We're fighting a losing battle. The idiots won long, long ago. It's so much better for your health and sanity to just shake your head, move on and leave them to it.

Can you be more 'pacific, or do you need another expresso?

merlin

FarleyUK said:

TheOtherDennis said:

Haych said:

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

I know, I know, but sometimes I just feel like we're pissing in the wind, we're just not going to win.

Like "blah blah blah ect." No, it's not ect, its etc. Short for et cetera, not ec tetera.

And 'til. No, if you want to shorten until, it's till. Till is actually an older word than until, but for some reason idiots think that it should be 'til (with the apostrophe the wrong way round because software doesn't know it's meant to be facing away from the t).

We're fighting a losing battle. The idiots won long, long ago. It's so much better for your health and sanity to just shake your head, move on and leave them to it.

Can you be more 'pacific, or do you need another expresso?

FarleyUK said:

TheOtherDennis said:

Haych said:

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

I know, I know, but sometimes I just feel like we're pissing in the wind, we're just not going to win.

Like "blah blah blah ect." No, it's not ect, its etc. Short for et cetera, not ec tetera.

And 'til. No, if you want to shorten until, it's till. Till is actually an older word than until, but for some reason idiots think that it should be 'til (with the apostrophe the wrong way round because software doesn't know it's meant to be facing away from the t).

We're fighting a losing battle. The idiots won long, long ago. It's so much better for your health and sanity to just shake your head, move on and leave them to it.

Can you be more 'pacific, or do you need another expresso?

That being said, it's an awesome photo. 

Haych

merlin said:

That being said, it's an awesome photo. 

True, the humour wasn’t lost on me. 

axisus

Haych said:

zepp76 said:

HAVE!  It's HAVE FFS!

I disagree. Misspelling and incorrect grammar is a big part of memes, like bad photoshop.

AK99

Ok .. at the risk/nay certainty of killing the mood stone dead) I have to ask - ^ do we feel that one is a photochop ?

zepp76

TheMarlin

merlin

Haych said:

merlin said:

That being said, it's an awesome photo. 

True, the humour wasn’t lost on me. 

Was my completely inappropriate of the word "awesome" lost on you though..? 

Haych

merlin said:

Haych said:

merlin said:

That being said, it's an awesome photo. 

True, the humour wasn’t lost on me. 

Was my completely inappropriate of the word "awesome" lost on you though..? 

If I'm honest it didn't even register that you'd used the word.  Now that you bring it to my attention, however, yes!

proggy

Me: Right, that's War and Peace finished.

Wife: I thought you said you were going on The Fretboard?

Me: I'm still waiting to be logged in.

FarleyUK

proggy said:

Me: Right, that's War and Peace finished.

Wife: I thought you said you were going on The Fretboard?

Me: I'm still waiting to be logged in.

I thought you were reading one of Emp or Drew's threads...

proggy

Does anyone on here know how I can stop severe condensation in my kitchen?

If so, could you please pop round and give me some advice..... the kettle's always on.

HerbieTheRadDorklift

Blimey this thread's worse than my Dad's Facebook feed.

Haych

A colleague was supposed to go to a seminar on innuendo but fell ill at the least minute, so I filled her slot.  

Haych

I went for a checkup today and everything was going well until he stuck his finger up my bum. 

I reckon it’s time to find a new dentist. 

proggy

A group of policemen have formed an Electric Light Orchestra tribute band.

They're called ELO, ELO, ELO.

EricTheWeary

proggy said:

A group of policemen have formed an Electric Light Orchestra tribute band.

They're called ELO, ELO, ELO.

Is their rehearsal room in Letsbe Avenue? 

proggy

EricTheWeary said:

proggy said:

A group of policemen have formed an Electric Light Orchestra tribute band.

They're called ELO, ELO, ELO.

Is their rehearsal room in Letsbe Avenue? 

I hope so.