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Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
All you need is Internet access and a keyboard, and bingo! You're an instant expert on all matters.
I hated the first couple of chapters, but now I'm beginning to really like it.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
I get the keyboard and the internet access, but I don't see how playing bingo would help...
What a word! I had to google it.
who bit off men’s dicks with her teeth.
It wasn’t for money, or anything funny.
But for that little bit of cheese underneath.
In days of old
When knights were bold
And rescued damsels from towers
They'd sit by the fire
And chat to their squire
Then polish their lances for hours
"For those who are unaware, a limerick is a short nonsense poem of usually humorous or witty intent. It consists of a single five-line verse, with a strict metre and rhyming structure.
The first two lines rhyme with each other; then the next two, shorter, lines rhyme with each other, but not the first two. Then the final line, of similar length and metre to the first two lines, also rhymes with them, in a manner which brings the whole to a satisfying conclusion.
A typical example would go like this...
There was a young lady from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough
It was awful to bear
And dreadful to hear
Let's all hope the poor girl pulls through."
who did terrible things to his geese
he went to far
with his budgerigar
and his parrot called the police.
In the days of old
when Knights were bold
and paper wasn’t invented
they wiped their arse
on lumps of grass
and walked away contented