Friday humour

Nitefly

proggy said:

Last night I dreamt I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.

Woke up this morning feelin' fine..........

Not many of us left who'll get that one, @proggy ;

Kittyfrisk

Yeah, no milk today for you, Grandad 

Nitefly

Kittyfrisk said:

Yeah, no milk today for you, Grandad 

What are you doing up at this time of night, anyway?  Haven't you had your Ovaltine?

proggy

Nitefly said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Yeah, no milk today for you, Grandad 

What are you doing up at this time of night, anyway?  Haven't you had your Ovaltine?

Excuse me you pair of scamps, my jokes are always well received in my care home.

I normally have the other residents pissing themselves.

Fretwired

Kebabkid

Philly_Q

Nitefly said:

proggy said:

Last night I dreamt I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.

Woke up this morning feelin' fine..........

Not many of us left who'll get that one, @proggy ;

I think this forum is one of the few places where 90% of the readership will get that one.

underdog

TheMarlin

Tenebrous

axisus

axisus

EricTheWeary

axisus said:

There are some lovely books in Black Country dialect one of which ( IIRC) is Tales of a Black Country Nurse. On one of her visits she sees an old lady who complains bitterly about the quality of meals on wheels and gives the nurse a pea to bite. The nurse reluctantly admits that the pea is rock hard and inedible. 

“Arrh” says the old lady “ and its bin through me once already!”

maltingsaudio

Biker lets off an enormous fart

His mate says’”with a bit more choke you’d have started”

Fretwired

zepp76

axisus

zepp76 said:

Riffing off but not as good as the original gaffe that actually went out to publicise Susan Boyle's album:

#Susanalbumparty

guitars4you

axisus said:

zepp76 said:

Riffing off but not as good as the original gaffe that actually went out to publicise Susan Boyle's album:

#Susanalbumparty

both excellent

proggy

Some bloke went past me on a tractor shouting, "The End Is Nigh"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

Tenebrous