Friday humour

Tenebrous

axisus

Tenebrous said:

The cross-eyed peas

proggy

Tenebrous said:

I used to go out with a girl who had eyes like that, but I had to break up with her.

I kept thinking she was seeing someone else.

TheMarlin

proggy

If you say "Gullible" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Kittyfrisk

DB1

proggy said:

If you say "Gullible" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Git.

proggy

DB1 said:

proggy said:

If you say "Gullible" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Git.

That's me.....

Kittyfrisk

Sesh

Kittyfrisk said:

Ah, well. At least it diverts the attention away from his wingnuts. 

Fretwired

proggy

I saw two blokes walking up the road in exact matching clothing.
I pointed and said "I bet you two are gay"
The fuckers arrested me.

Kittyfrisk

Sesh said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Ah, well. At least it diverts the attention away from his wingnuts. 

Yeah, typically seen silhouetted from the rear in a crappy vauxhall corsa  :-D

Fretwired

jaytmon

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their cavorted sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the "Rodeo" position the best."
“I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?”
“Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind, then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear........These feel just like your sister's. 
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”

Haych

I’m up the hospital because I drank a bottle of invisible ink by mistake. 

Just waiting to be seen!

proggy

Haych said:

I’m up the hospital because I drank a bottle of invisible ink by mistake. 

Just waiting to be seen!

I got an invisibility cloak for my birthday.
Can't see myself wearing it though.

chillidoggy

Fretwired said:

It should read, “We’re taking you to the Fretboard Off-Topic section.

HAL9000

I need some help, A few months ago I accepted a friends request from a guy called Buster, as we both had an avid interest in the 70's band The Sweet. He sent me the odd video of the band but then he started to bombard me with not only videos but almost non stop messages on Messenger......now as much as I like The Sweet I thought enough is enough and so I tried to unfriend and block him but I was unable to.....this is where I need technical help ...

Does anyone know the way ....there's got to be a way, to Block Buster ?

Kilgore

chillidoggy said:

Fretwired said:

It should read, “We’re taking you to the Fretboard Off-Topic section.

If the guy has Covid he's lucky. The Fretboard has a Specialist Coronavirus Treatment & Research Section.