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I resemble that remark (and besides, where can I get such a groovy phone??)
She asked, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I replied, "Sure!" and closed the door.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
He asked the handler, "How do I know this lion is safe?"
The handler assured him, "No worries. Before the lion's scene, we'll make sure he's had sex. That takes the 'edge' off him."
The actor was not convinced. "I was more worried about him eating me!"
"Oh, no worries. We also feed him beforehand."
"Yes, but what if he does run for me?"
The handler said, "That's simple: if he charges you, reach around, grab a handful of shit, and throw it in his face."
"Where do I get the shit?"
"Don't worry. It'll be there!"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Barry was involved in a TV show and there was another comedian who did the warm up with the studio audience. The young BBC producer was apparently a bit anxious about using him but didn't have much choice. The comedian started his act by saying he knew all the characteristics of the star signs and if people shouted out what star sign they were he would tell them.
"Aquarius!" shouted a member of the audience.
"Loud mouthed and always first to answer" said the comedian and there was a ripple of laughter in the theatre before he carried on with the rest of his act.
Afterwards the producer took him to one side and said "I love your act, especially that first joke about star signs. Tell me, how did you know it was going to be Aquarius..."