Friday humour

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Shrews

Lebarque said:

To be fair, if I was in the rebel army and they burst through the doors of our base dressed like the bottom picture, I would shit myself more.

PhilW1

My boss is gender fluid...some days he's a prick, others he's a cunt.

bertie

PhilW1 said:

  gender fluid... 

come again ?

rlw

bertie said:

PhilW1 said:

  gender fluid... 

come again ?

Where have you been?

tanihhiavlt

bertie said:

PhilW1 said:

  gender fluid... 

come again ?

again?!

proggy

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

PhilW1

bertie said:

PhilW1 said:

  gender fluid... 

come again ?

Apparently its part of the LGBQWERTYSBI thing whereby you can decide what gender you are identified as being depending on your mood on any particular day... I think.

P.S  I hope I haven't caused offence to anyone on here or anywhere...you just never know.

Shrews

PhilW1 said:

bertie said:

PhilW1 said:

  gender fluid... 

come again ?

Apparently its part of the LGBQWERTYSBI thing whereby you can decide what gender you are identified as being depending on your mood on any particular day... I think.

P.S  I hope I haven't caused offence to anyone on here or anywhere...you just never know.

I have days like that where I feel a little camp. I don't want to have sex with a man, but do feel like walking around my kitchen, going 'Ooh, shut that door', in a Larry Grayson accent.

It usually wears off after an hour or two.

zepp76

axisus

proggy said:

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

Way back when Snow White and the 8 dwarves lived quite close to a cliff top

axisus

proggy

axisus said:

proggy said:

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

Way back when Snow White and the 8 dwarves lived quite close to a cliff top

Ah, you saw the clean version.

Poboy

axisus said:

proggy said:

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

Way back when Snow White and the 8 dwarves lived quite close to a cliff top

I think you've misunderstood the 'tossing' part...

Haych

Gandalph

axisus

Poboy said:

axisus said:

proggy said:

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

Way back when Snow White and the 8 dwarves lived quite close to a cliff top

I think you've misunderstood the 'tossing' part...

Not at all, I just made a creative joke from your more obvious one!

Haych

I don't call it "anal bleaching." I prefer to call it "changing my ringtone!"

drofluf

proggy said:

The controversial sport of 'Dwarf Tossing' was invented by Snow White.

I think you'll find the Dwarves invented it and Snow White was the first "player".

Winny_Pooh