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I don't bother now because the girlfriend prefers a proper chest rug.
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*weeps*
I thought a Dad bod was more "Sean Connery James Bond" than "skinny arms and a belly".
"Yeah, just think Sean Connery in Dr No".
Sean Connery in Never Say Never Again, maybe...
Seems pretty clear cut to me!
That's what I meant by "unnatural", disproportionate, and you see it a lot in people that go to the gym. The usual is big upper arms and skinny legs.
AFAIK you have to reduce food intake to achieve that reduced body fat, which is fighting what natural selection would provide you with: some insulation and food reserves
Although my nips are pink. I think you can tell a lot about people's race by the size and colour of their nips and the colour of their genitals. You see 'White' people are bandied around as the same race, as are 'Black' people but it's all a load of bollocks as there is probably more genetic diversity within those two classifications alone than there is between them so race classifications are utter bollocks if you ask me.. I used to often go around sniffing and looking at people's genitals after a fair few pints, although now I'm a dab hand at knowing these things from just a glance, it's quite important to make sure you're not closely related for breeding purposes. I can also tell if a woman is coming on their period by just a sniff from metres away. Anyway, I digress,
The only difference is, being a ginger, past my arms and neck tan line, it's like a cross between Day of The Triffids and Fukushima if I take my top off and anyone who looks at me for more than a few seconds will suffer permanent retina damage.
I've also heard that it's government policy not to vaccinate Gingers, which to be honest I find racist in itself.