Bizarre Or Pointless Questions That Have Always Puzzled You.

thecolourbox · September 2014

Why is Iceland greener than Greenland, and vice versa? Presumably because of the language thing, but still

In Atonality, how do you know what note to choose next?

I am playing five a side football on Thursday. I will 99% certainly be injured before the end of the tournament. I'm unlikely to encounter any injury before the game that may prevent me playing. But could I argue statistically I'd be better not playing in lieu of this almost certain injury, or should I injure myself deliberately before the games start? (OK this one has only been bothering me since I found out this afternoon they hadn't cancelled the football tournament on Thursday)

beed84 · September 2014

Have you had your haircut? Unless it shrank a little when I washed it, it's generally the course of action taken for it to be shorter than it was before. So yes. But you knew that already.

When a dentist asks, will 2:30pm on Wednesday 11h March 2015 be okay for my next appointment? Honestly, I haven't the foggiest idea but, yeah, it should be fine.

viz · September 2014

beed84 said:

When a dentist asks, will 2:30...

I see what you did there.

beed84 · September 2014

^

I didn't even notice what I'd done until you pointed it out. Have a wisdom (tooth).

thecolourbox · September 2014

I just thought you were "filling" space

imalone · September 2014

If it's 2:30 you should see a dentist.

Rox · September 2014

beed84 said:

Have you had your haircut? Unless it shrank a little when I washed it, it's generally the course of action taken for it to be shorter than it was before. So yes. But you knew that already.

Like - "Are you growing your hair?"

It's the default setting of hair. It grows. I don't sit down concentrating on my hair bloody growing!

richardhomer · September 2014

Rox;347048" said:
"Are you growing your hair?"

I did actually ask someone this question once.

"No. I'm pulling back in slowly", was the reply....

HAL9000 · September 2014

Why are dog biscuits and doggie treats always shaped like bones?

Do the manufactures honestly believe that dogs are fooled by this?

thumpingrug · September 2014

HAL9000 said:

Why are dog biscuits and doggie treats always shaped like bones?

Do the manufactures honestly believe that dogs are fooled by this?

Would you rather they were shaped like a chocolate hobnob. Thats not a mistake you want to make twice.

They be bone shaped for the bonehead owners.

Alnico · September 2014

If you misplaced your invisibility cloak, how would you know where it is ?

"Expecto Catatonium !"

holnrew · September 2014

Why does my poo smell bad once I've left the bathroom?

VimFuego · September 2014

dude, you shouldn't be taking your poo out of the bathroom.

Handsome_Chris · September 2014

Alnico;350741" said:
If you misplaced your invisibility cloak, how would you know where it is ?

"Expecto Catatonium !"

It will always be in the last place you look.

Hootsmon · September 2014

how come the wife is ALWAYS lookin' for sex just after I've had a secret wank?

scrumhalf · September 2014

Handsome_Chris said:

Alnico;350741" said:
If you misplaced your invisibility cloak, how would you know where it is ?

"Expecto Catatonium !"
It will always be in the last place you look.

Surely the last place you look will be the one before youo die, after which would you really need an invisibility cloak?

thecolourbox · September 2014

Can you see yourself in a mirror if you're wearing an invisibility cloak?

Handsome_Chris · September 2014

richardhomer said:

Rox;347048" said:
"Are you growing your hair?"
I did actually ask someone this question once.

"No. I'm pulling back in slowly", was the reply....

@Richardhomer, did you punch him firmly on the nose (repeatedly) for his response? I've heard that is a cure for sarcasm.

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