Foods you absolutely hate

Sambostar · October 2014

I never had the ability to tolerate milk. Guess I was old before my time.

Jalapeno · October 2014

Raw oysters. Was very ill after them once, even the thought makes me gag. Cooked ones are fine - Po'boy sandwich or Guinness & Oyster pie - yum !

Dim Sum. Got really bad food poising after a meal of the slimy bags of satan's jizz. Can't face them now.

Kale. My missus loves it - leathery stuff ! Much prefer spinach

Farmed salmon. Tastes vile.

VimFuego · October 2014

the thing about oysters I've never understood is they're supposed to be an aphrodisiac but they gave me projectile diarrhea and chronic vomiting. I'm not an expert on the matters of love, but IME those are pretty much sure fired ways to turn a lady off.

JCA2550 · October 2014

Mussels and oysters etc, tried many times and each time bleugh! uncooked molluscs are generally like snot!

Mackerel, tastes fine until I burp, then I can taste it for days.

Heart, yeugh too chewy.

axisus · October 2014

All veg.

Actually that's a lie, I do love potatoes. Don't touch any healthy veg though, and it puts me off my food if there is any on the plate. If there's one pea it has to go!

Drew_TNBD · October 2014

EricTheWeary said:

intensively reared chicken whose life was just 4 weeks of misery.

From a human perspective.

From a chicken perspective... BUCCCKAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!

stickyfiddle · October 2014

Best curry I ever had was mutton jalfrezi in a little "local" Pakistani-run place in Dubai. Bloody awesome. But it really does need slow cooking

chrispy108 · October 2014

Onions - it's especially annoying how restaurants don't seem to consider them an ingredient half the time and leave them off menus then cover your food in them. Or dice them up and hide them under the cheese in pizzas. Sadists.

VimFuego · October 2014

I don't get all this hate for the noble allium, don't you lot realise it's the only food stuffs that's keep the army of the night at bay? When vampires come along and turn you lot into the living dead, don't come whining to me (well, you won't be able to come near me on account of all the onions etc. I eat).

jd0272 · October 2014

Sambostar;384756" said:
jd0272 - you would love the way the Swiss prepare fresh pike from the lakes. They fry it up in little pieces in breadcrumbs and batter like Scampi, It's lush.

Nah mate, anything stronger than chip shop cod, and I'm head in bucket. If the family are eating mussels I have to leave the room.

Wish I did like sea food as there's so much variety. Alas.

Skipped · October 2014

Olives, pickled gherkins, coleslaw.
That's about it.

Emp - Is it something about goats?
If you are offered Feta cheese made from sheep's milk do you eat that?

Sambostar · October 2014

jd0272 said:

Sambostar;384756" said:
jd0272 - you would love the way the Swiss prepare fresh pike from the lakes. They fry it up in little pieces in breadcrumbs and batter like Scampi, It's lush.

Nah mate, anything stronger than chip shop cod, and I'm head in bucket. If the family are eating mussels I have to leave the room.

Wish I did like sea food as there's so much variety. Alas.

But that's just it, it's not like Trout or Perch or Salmon and is raved about, but actually tastes of putrid water. Pike tastes of nothing, just like cod does, as it eats similar things to cod. ie other fish. Seriously. Especially when you nuke it in the deep fat fryer. IN fact it's not even as oily as cod.

jd0272 · October 2014

Sambostar;385022" said:
jd0272 said:

Sambostar;384756" said:jd0272 - you would love the way the Swiss prepare fresh pike from the lakes. They fry it up in little pieces in breadcrumbs and batter like Scampi, It's lush.

Nah mate, anything stronger than chip shop cod, and I'm head in bucket. If the family are eating mussels I have to leave the room.

Wish I did like sea food as there's so much variety. Alas.

But that's just it, it's not like Trout or Perch or Salmon and is raved about, but actually tastes of putrid water. Pike tastes of nothing, just like cod does, as it eats similar things to cod. ie other fish. Seriously. Especially when you nuke it in the deep fat fryer. IN fact it's not even as oily as cod.

Hmmm. May get the Mrs to go find some then...

stickyfiddle · October 2014

I'm surprised noone's said anchovies yet. I love em, but don't know many who agree. Best on pepperoni pizza or stuffed into green olives. Blookin lovely

Skipped · October 2014

I could easily imagine that Salmon could replace chicken as a reliable blank canvas to be presented in many ways. In other words - I Like it. Curried, Marinated, any way. In fact - I am feeling hungry.

Could it become much cheaper than it is now?
How many Salmon can you farm per cubic metre before cruelty becomes an issue??

ICBM · October 2014

I somehow keep reading the thread title as "fools you absolutely hate"…

I can think of several. Oddly enough, they're all politicians.

Sambostar · October 2014

Can you eat politicians? Probably very fatty and would taste bitter, perhaps a bit like shyte?

hungrymark · October 2014

You people are so conservative.

Iamnobody · October 2014

EricTheWeary;384802" said:
boogieman said:

Mutton curry is superb.

interesting documentary about mutton on Radio 4. Historically sheep were kept primarily for wool and the meat was a byproduct, lamb wasn't really eaten in the UK until it was imported from Australasia in the 1950's. Mutton is common in Muslim cultures but it isn't halal to hang meat so it's fairly tough and a lot of people find things like mutton curry off putting. However, well hung mutton slowly cooked should be tender and tasty.

I hear you. I always like to know the sheep I'm eating had a massive penis...

I don't like curry, or lamb, or mutton.

mike_l · October 2014

For those who don't like Lamb, WTF is wrong with you lamb is awesomes.

I don't eat apples, bananas, in fact most fruit and veg, as it really fucks up my Crohns.

Coffee cos, you may as well crap in a cup and add hot water.

And I don't have vodka, cos it makes me punchy. Twice I've drunk vodka, twice I've got into fights, now I avoid, and stay out of trouble....

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