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I can't stand the rank stench of perfume samplers in Duty Free, dreadful in department stores too.
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Remember, the air travel industry exists for one reason only - to extract as much money as possible from passengers. The service they provide in exchange for your money is not there to help anyone travel, it's what they have to do to get you to give them money.
Everything they do has been analysed and tweaked to squeeze every remaining penny out of you and minimise what they have to spend in order to do that.
When you consider that every component on a plane, from the engines to the toilet seats have been scrutinised for any opportunity to shave a few grams off the weight - Lighter plane = less fuel = more profit, it's an absolute no-brainer to push products with good margins on the trapped passengers.
The occasional drunk passenger incident is in no danger of them giving up a lucrative revenue stream.
The only way they'd ever stop selling it would be if it somehow made them more money to do so.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Although I have recently found the beer will bloat me, and this gets considerably more uncomfortable after a couple of hours at altitude. If an engine went down I'm confident I could provide the necessary propulsion!!
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But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
Yep.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
So- flying is safer by distance travelled.
But, measured by deaths by journeys completed (cycles) it is less safe.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_accident
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Airport food prices
People trying to sneak in too much carry on.
People seat in front goes back soon as the plane takes off.
Loud people.
I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
Dont forget a dozen oysters briney with tabasco ....
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Not quite close enough to the terminal to be as useful as you hope but far enough away from everything else that they can squeeze every patron for as much cash for low quality food and expensive beer all served by staff having the charm of a serial killer.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY
In all seriousness, of course there's a lot of annoying stuff about flying but generally it's safety-first. The briefings are made more interesting so that there's a vague chance that Johnny Pax will actually pay attention instead of staring at his emails because you know, it will never happen to me syndrome.
I think you assume that every nervous flyer is nervous for the same reasons. You have accumulated a lot more knowledge than the average, and in your case, ignorance might have been bliss because everyone treats knowledge differently.
Your post is well-suited to FlyerTalk, see how it goes down.
Its late, like 1am or 2am late. Stansted Airport, international arrivals, specifically customs. Everyone is tired and pissed off, because its 2am and we're in customs in fucking Stansted Airport.
The queue is maaaaaaaassive. Hundreds of tired, pissed off people who just want to be anywhere else. Imagine the biggest airport queue you can, then make it bigger.
There's a young woman, late twenties, just ahead of me. She is travelling on her own, with a babe in arms, and also a small toddler - maybe two years old, tops. She also has to manage luggage for the three of them. You can tell it's been a long day for her.
Toddler is screaming. You know, because its 2am and we're all grumpy and we all want to go home and because being in a queue in Stansted Airport is miserable when you're a grown up and you understand what's happening, nevermind when you're two, and your mum can't give you a cuddle because she's carrying your sibling and a suitcase and a rucksack and fuck knows what else. Mum is doing her best but the only thing that is going to fix this is being anywhere else.
Then, some kind soul says to her - - - she didn't ask - - - "look love, I've been where you are, it's miserable, you're definitely in more need than me, you go ahead in front". Mum is so grateful she looks like she's going to cry.
This cascades - passengers start ushering the three of them to the front. This isnt entirely selfless, of course - we all hate screaming children and just want it to stop. But the point is that a queue of British people are voluntarily ushering someone else to the front. Its like a fucking miracle. In Stansted. At 2am.
That is, until the airport worker in the hi-viz vest and the clip board spots whats happening. Literally hi-viz and clipboard. Absolutely perfect accompaniment for what comes out of this person's mouth next. Imagine the snootiest, snidest, I have a hi-viz vest and a clipboard arsehole that you can...
"excuse me madam, we all have to wait our turn. You'll just need to wait like every body else".
I genuinely think that was the closest I've ever come to seeing a mob tear someone limb from limb. Seeing the jobsworth suffer the humiliation of an entire queue ignoring them to push the woman forward anyway, then suffering a good half hour of muttering, head shaking, and pointing from almost literally the entire queue, was absolutely fucking fabulous.