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There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
"I'll show 'em ......nobody messes with Jones from Accounts Payable " !
Now picture you're getting on board a plane on any given day. The chances of that day being one of the mind-bogglingly rare ones where a plane falls out of the sky is microscopically small. The chances that you're flying on that mind-bogglingly rare day AND happen to be on that ONE specific plane out of that sea of yellow icons below is near as dammit zero. Also, these screenshots are just the flights in the air tonight at midnight, so in any 24h period there will be maybe eight or more times as many flights in that day than can be shown in a freeze-frame of what's going on at this moment.
These shots aren't super clear - go and have a look at the real thing yourself; https://www.flightradar24.com/
@gassage
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Not the best environment for wise-ass jokes, I think.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
But it's a relatively easy situation to avoid in the western world
The problem is that flying puts us in shockingly close contact with the rest of humanity, way closer than in any other sphere of life. We're all thrown together in a severely constricted environment, with bodies rubbing up against us and heaving past us, and the proximity is frightful. What makes it even worse is, as you suggest, when people try to muscle in on even the pathetically small spaces that we've paid for and feel entitled to - a fat person in the seat next to us or an outsider attempting to usurp the luggage bin above our heads.
People are the main problem with flying, above everything else.
Flown with Ryanair a lot recently - the shittest thing about them is how they cram everyone through the gate and then have you standing around waiting to either get on the plane or the bus to the plane. I sussed this recently - you just don't board until the very last person, then you don't have to faff around.
Next problems are all people related:
Sniffers. This also applies to all public transport - just wtf is this insistent manic sniffing and grebbin about??! Use a chuffing tissue you snot nosed beast.
Farters - well obnoxious.
BO - is it too much to ask someone to clean themselves before getting on a flight with a load of other people?? I once endured a 10 hour flight next to the smelliest man in the world. Not only were his armpits stinking to high heaven he also had dogshit breath. That filthmonger should have been turned away at boarding.
Standing up as soon as the seatbelt lights go off after landing - why? You can't get off you thick gets. You are simply releasing fart stink and making the plane hot.
Security - is it not blindingly clear that you can't have 14 yoghurts, a litre of fanta, five gas lighters and a knife in your hand luggage? Can these people not read signs?
people in airports generally - chill the chuff out you morons. Everything.
and flipflops - well, just flipflops anywhere except round the poool/beach. No need.
The chances of you dying in a modern passenger jet are virtually nil. Fear of flying is completely irrational.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
The publicity around the 737 Max has spooked a lot of people who normally didn't think much about flying. What surprised a lot of people who thought aviation was 100 % safe were things like
Boeing were allowed to self certify their own planes
Boeing had to install software on a plane to prevent a stall if the angle of attack was too steep ... because the modern engines were too big to go where the engines would normally go ...
Boeing lied about the software and some pilots had no idea it was there or how to defeat it if a dodgy sensor triggered it.
Although two AoA 2 sensors were used they didn't have to agree with each other. One faulty one could pitch the plane down via the horizontal stabilizer.
Just as things are calming down and confidence is returning to Boeing a door plug blows off a plane. Luckily they are over land and not halfway to Hawaii (which was that planes intended use ) ... had thad even happened at 30K feet over the Pacific it could have been a terrible disaster. The cause, bolts not fitted correctly !
Then of course more and more air traffic has made flying more dangerous and climate change has created more unpredictable weather which will increase the danger as time goes on.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Phobia: an extreme fear or dislike of a particular thing or situation, especially one that is not reasonable.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/phobia