Forum Seediness

VimFuego

toilet humour is the highest form of humour. I will fight to the death to defend the knob gag and the fart joke,

Evilmags

If forced to choose between seedy and US style puritanical, then I'd pick seedy every time.

xmrchi

Nunogilberto;472231" said:

I can live with the blokey remarks on t'opposite sex, but it's the sheer amount of toilet humour that sometimes gets a bit much for me...

Don't worry they're o ly going through the motions.

Kebabkid

Panama_Jack666 said:

VimFuego said:

randomhandclaps said:

This thread has made it a bit awkward for me as when the people were mentioning tit rubbing at hairdressers I was going to tell the story about how when I was a kid I used to have to go to a barbers where this fat Greek guy used to stand in positions so his knob was almost always rubbing against your arm.  It was way, way too persistent for it to be accidental or just a part of the job.  It made me feel "eeeuuugggh!" at the time but I just thought 'shit happens' but looking back as an adult it probably was a it noncey.  Anyway I've decided not to mention it in case it offends anyone.

do you still go there?

He's now the fat Greek guy's apprentice I think?

Guilty and my apologies but I was just finding my way in the world. That's why I also got kicked out of veterinary college - I violated the patient/doctor code.

 

randomhandclaps

VimFuego said:

toilet humour is the highest form of humour. I will fight to the death to defend the knob gag and the fart joke,

I don't consider fart jokes as toilet humour.  They are far funnier when they take place in other less appropriate locations.

Drew_TNBD

Nunogilberto said:

I can live with the blokey remarks on t'opposite sex, but it's the sheer amount of toilet humour that sometimes gets a bit much for me...

Poo Poo.

(teeeehheeeeee)

randomhandclaps

Kebabkid said:

Panama_Jack666 said:

VimFuego said:

randomhandclaps said:

This thread has made it a bit awkward for me as when the people were mentioning tit rubbing at hairdressers I was going to tell the story about how when I was a kid I used to have to go to a barbers where this fat Greek guy used to stand in positions so his knob was almost always rubbing against your arm.  It was way, way too persistent for it to be accidental or just a part of the job.  It made me feel "eeeuuugggh!" at the time but I just thought 'shit happens' but looking back as an adult it probably was a it noncey.  Anyway I've decided not to mention it in case it offends anyone.

do you still go there?

He's now the fat Greek guy's apprentice I think?

Guilty and my apologies but I was just finding my way in the world. That's why I also got kicked out of veterinary college - I violated the patient/doctor code.

 

Aaaaahhhhhh - NOW though PMs you sent me make sense.  Puzzle solved and apologies for not responding.

Kebabkid

randomhandclaps said:

Kebabkid said:

Panama_Jack666 said:

VimFuego said:

randomhandclaps said:

This thread has made it a bit awkward for me as when the people were mentioning tit rubbing at hairdressers I was going to tell the story about how when I was a kid I used to have to go to a barbers where this fat Greek guy used to stand in positions so his knob was almost always rubbing against your arm.  It was way, way too persistent for it to be accidental or just a part of the job.  It made me feel "eeeuuugggh!" at the time but I just thought 'shit happens' but looking back as an adult it probably was a it noncey.  Anyway I've decided not to mention it in case it offends anyone.

do you still go there?

He's now the fat Greek guy's apprentice I think?

Guilty and my apologies but I was just finding my way in the world. That's why I also got kicked out of veterinary college - I violated the patient/doctor code.

 

Aaaaahhhhhh - NOW though PMs you sent me make sense.  Puzzle solved and apologies for not responding.

See you at future GearFest to make amends

randomhandclaps

I could also do with a trim up.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Anything for the weekend, sir?

bingefeller

randomhandclaps said:

I could also do with a trim up.

Getting my hair cut on Tuesday actually......

Evilmags

There is a topless hairdresser in Madrid.

bingefeller

Evilmags said:

There is a topless hairdresser in Madrid.

There are a few in Scotland too.  

chillidoggy

Photos?

VimFuego

how desperate to see a pair of tits must you be to go to a topless hairdressers?

hobbio

I dunno, seeing tits improves most things. Hair cut? Boring. Hair cut + tits? Worth it, and I wouldn't mind the waiting either.

VimFuego

mebbe it's me, I'd rather get my hair cut by anyone, male or female, old or young in as quick a time as possible. If it's tits I'm after seeing I'll go on the internet (I believe there are tits to be seen there) or if it's summer, go to the beach and get an eyeful there.

Jalapeno

Evilmags said:

There is a topless hairdresser in Madrid.

?  they're everywhere !

chillidoggy

VimFuego said:

mebbe it's me, I'd rather get my hair cut by anyone, male or female, old or young in as quick a time as possible. If it's tits I'm after seeing I'll go on the internet (I believe there are tits to be seen there) or if it's summer, go to the beach and get an eyeful there.

You don't need to go anywhere but here.

Lixarto

chillidoggy said You don't need to go anywhere but here.

Margate?