Friday humour

ronnyb

drofluf said:

SRich said:

drofluf said:

I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”

You have to tell me her name is Dyane.......

No, it’s Xsara. Why do you ask?

Is she a DS in the Police?

Fretwired

I'm posting this with a heavy heart..

As much as I love guitar, amplifiers, effect pedals and everything that comes with it ... it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.

Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, please.

Thanks for reading and understanding...

1. Dustpan and broom

2. Sponges

3. Toilet spray

4. Mop and bucket

5. Window cleaner

6. Vacuum

7. Dishwashing liquid

8. Laundry detergent

9. Fabric softener

10. Laundry baskets

11. Toilet brush

12. Cleaning sprays

proggy

^^ I'll have your vacuum if it's just gathering dust ^^

mart

drofluf said:

SRich said:

drofluf said:

I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”

You have to tell me her name is Dyane.......

No, it’s Xsara. Why do you ask?

Was she just Sara before she got banned on here?

TheMarlin

https://imgur.com/a/hIywqoz

TheMarlin

https://imgur.com/gallery/ATE6sVA

proggy

Did you know Sir Chris Hoy has a sister called Yolander?

A keen sailor apparently.

Fretwired

Fretwired

proggy said:

^^ I'll have your vacuum if it's just gathering dust ^^

OK - I've wrapped it for you .... give it to your wife for Christmas .. ;-)

proggy

^^ Ah, a Dyson Ball Animal. Just what I needed ^^

Fretwired

axisus

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Kittyfrisk

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