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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15962
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    edited December 2019

    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.

    I had to send in 2CVs.


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • droflufdrofluf Frets: 3691
    Fretwired said:

    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.

    I had to send in 2CVs.

    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    Trading feedback thread:https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/172761/drofluf
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9663
    drofluf said:
    Fretwired said:

    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.

    I had to send in 2CVs.

    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    Did you have a curious sense of deux chevaux?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28337
    HAL9000 said:
    drofluf said:
    Fretwired said:

    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.

    I had to send in 2CVs.

    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    Did you have a curious sense of deux chevaux?
    You is clever.
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  • SRichSRich Frets: 762
    drofluf said:
    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    You have to tell me her name is Dyane....... ;)

    "There's things I want, there's things I think I want 
    There's things I've had, there's things I wanna have" 
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  • droflufdrofluf Frets: 3691
    SRich said:
    drofluf said:
    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    You have to tell me her name is Dyane....... ;)
    No, it’s Xsara. Why do you ask? :)
    Trading feedback thread:https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/172761/drofluf
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  • Revolting1Revolting1 Frets: 295
    drofluf said:
    SRich said:
    drofluf said:
    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    You have to tell me her name is Dyane....... ;)
    No, it’s Xsara. Why do you ask? :)
       Is she any good with an Ax
    When logic and proportion
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6684
    Mine is called Ka Ren. 
    feedback here
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    Dear Santa,

    Can I have a Leicester City shirt for Christmas.

    Love Harry Maguire x

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  • droflufdrofluf Frets: 3691
    Revolting1 said:
    drofluf said:
    SRich said:
    drofluf said:
    I just told that to my wife. Her response “Really? Why do they need two?”
    You have to tell me her name is Dyane....... ;)
    No, it’s Xsara. Why do you ask? :)
       Is she any good with an Ax
    No but her brother Eugene is very careful with them.
    Trading feedback thread:https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/172761/drofluf
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4916
    Fretwired said:

    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.

    I had to send in 2CVs.

    I gave them this one in the pub last night - nearly got thrown out...

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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