Friday humour

HAL9000

Fretwired said:

Brilliant! Yeah, but no, but yeah, but...

littlegreenman

Fretwired

blobb

Regular Fretboard occurance?

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

AlexC

Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: Well, you really need to see a psychiatrist.
Patient: I know. But I was passing and I saw your light on.

HAL9000

Jilted farmer receives John Deere letter

steveledzep

HAL9000 said:

Jilted farmer receives John Deere letter

Love that, have a lol.

Fretwired

Fretwired

proggy

My missus packed my bags and left them on the doorstep.

As I walked out she screamed, "I hope you have a slow and painful death you bastard"

"Oh" I replied, "So you want me to fucking stay now"

Kittyfrisk

One for dog lovers, don't be put off by having to click a link 
https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/i-aspire-to-be-this-happy-one-day/434972384080883/

TheOtherDennis

Kittyfrisk said:

One for dog lovers, don't be put off by having to click a link 
https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/i-aspire-to-be-this-happy-one-day/434972384080883/

That is awesome! :-D

DB1

Kittyfrisk said:

One for dog lovers, don't be put off by having to click a link 
https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/i-aspire-to-be-this-happy-one-day/434972384080883/

How absolutely bloody lovely!

AlexC

Newsflash - early this morning the personal library of President Trump was destroyed by fire. Sadly, both books were lost in the blaze.
However a Whitehouse statement reassures that, due to his hectic schedule, the President hadn’t even coloured the second one in.

Emp_Fab

I nearly choked on my chow-mein !

proggy

Kittyfrisk said:

One for dog lovers, don't be put off by having to click a link 
https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/i-aspire-to-be-this-happy-one-day/434972384080883/

So uplifting. Brilliant.

axisus

Hootsmon