Friday humour

Kittyfrisk

My word, customer services have really upped their offering during lockdown...

rogd

Kittyfrisk

rogd said:

@rogd  Dude, scroll to the top of the page  :-D

AK99

proggy said:

AK99 said:

proggy said:

My dyslexia group went to the Maritime Museum today.

Half of us loved it, and half hated it.

I know I'm not always the sharpest tool in the box - but have to admit total defeat on that one..?  

Sorry @AK99 ;; I'll give you an easier one.
Is it possible for an evil spirit to be dyslexic?
Asking for a fiend.

@WezV   I know ghosts don't really exist, it's just a joke.

Hehe

(Dunno about that, but I did hear about a dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa once though..)

rogd

Kittyfrisk said:

rogd said:

@rogd  Dude, scroll to the top of the page  :-D

Ooooo 'eck!

Nitefly

Two dyslexic chaps roll in after a night out.

One says "Ere, can you smell gas?"

The other says "Give over, I can't even smell my own name!"

HAL9000

proggy said:

AK99 said:

proggy said:

My dyslexia group went to the Maritime Museum today.

Half of us loved it, and half hated it.

I know I'm not always the sharpest tool in the box - but have to admit total defeat on that one..?  

Sorry @AK99 ;;; I'll give you an easier one.
Is it possible for an evil spirit to be dyslexic?
Asking for a fiend.

@WezV   I know ghosts don't really exist, it's just a joke.

My mate told me he had daily sex - turned out he actually had dyslexia!

koneguitarist

. Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? 

Lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. 

Haych

Two dyslexic skiers were at the top of a mogul field. 

One says to the other, “I’m going to zag-zig through the moguls.”

The other replied, “Don’t you mean zig-zag?”

The first skier responded, “I always thought it was zag-zig?”

”I’m pretty sure it’s zig-zag” said the second skier. 

As another man was passing they agreed to ask him to clarify the issue for them, “Excuse me, do you zag-zig or zig-zag when skiing down a hill?”, one of the skiers asked the passing man. 

The man replied, “Sorry mate, I have no idea, I’m a tobogganist.”

”Oh, right”, the first skier said, “I don’t suppose you can do me 20 Benson and Hedges can you?”

axisus

Hmmnnn ... seems to be a strong lack of understanding as to what dyslexia is ....

merlin

axisus said:

Hmmnnn ... seems to be a strong lack of understanding as to what dyslexia is ....

Good one @axisus.  Big difference between lack of literacy and dyslexia. I was just about to say the same thing and I was about to post this; 



and this;

Haych

axisus said:

Hmmnnn ... seems to be a strong lack of understanding as to what dyslexia is ....

That did occur to me as well but the bandwagon looked comfy.

Dodge

axisus said:

Hmmnnn ... seems to be a strong lack of understanding as to what dyslexia is ....

Not to mention what 'humour' is.....

proggy

People take things a bit too seriously sometimes.
Hope this is to everyone's taste.

The Swordfish has very few predators in the wild, except for the seldom seen Penfish
......which is said to be even mightier.

Gandalph

Haych

proggy

Clip Clip Clip - Clop Clop Clop - Clip Clip Clip

SOS in Horse Code.

relic245

If a woman says she will be ready in 15 minutes then she will be. 

Reminding her every half an hour is just going to wind her up.

AlexC

Man: Please help me. I think I'm a dog.

Psychiatrist: Well, lie down over there and let's have a talk.

Man: I can't do that!

Psychiatrist: Why not?

Man: I'm not allowed on the couch.

AlexC

Is Karl Marx really buried in Highgate Cemetery?

Or is it just a Communist plot?