Friday humour

EricTheWeary

What do we want?
An end to Acronyms!
When do we want it?
ASAP!

proggy

What do we want?
A cure for obesity
When do we want it?
After dinner

EricTheWeary

proggy said:

What do we want?
A cure for obesity
When do we want it?
After dinner

That's not a joke that's just my life  

545454

What does an extractor fan say?

"I used to like tractors, but not so much now"

HAL9000

What do we want?
A end to procrastination
when do we want it?
Later

axisus

Camper vans

Slightly more effeminate than camp vans.

HAL9000

guitars4you said:

Grunfeld said:

Man goes in a pub.

Barman said, "sorry, we don't serve drinks to exotic fruit."

just didn't get that - read it 3/4 times then I got it - Excellent 

So... you only read it 0.75 times - no wonder you didn’t get it.

HAL9000

What do we want?
Time travel
When do we want it?
Er, um...

tone1

proggy said:

My dyslexia group went to the Maritime Museum today.

Half of us loved it, and half hated it.

Lol....it took me a few moments 

DB1

What do we want?

Equal rights for werewolves!

When do we want it?

Nooooooooowwwwwwww!

zepp76

What do we want?
A cure for narcolepsy!
When do we want it?
Zzzzzz

PhilW1

What do we want?
A cure for Tourette's!
When do we want it?
Cunt!

grungebob

I avoid cliches like the plague. 

AlbertC

I initially refused to believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I went round to visit him, all the signs were there

proggy

What do we want?
A cure for Alzheimer's
When do we want it?
Want what?

Haych

What do we want?
Decent jokes!
When do we want it?
About 12 jokes ago!

Hashtag irony

merlin

What do we want?
Equal Opportunities!
When do we want it?
N.O.W!

Jonathangus

Jonathangus

breakstuff

What do we want?
A time machine. 
When do we want it.
Last week.