Friday humour

Adey

There are 10 sorts of people in the world...

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Adey

There was a serious accident at the Nestle factory yesterday. A stack of chocolate bars fell on a man.

When he called out "the Milky Bars are on me!", everyone just cheered instead of going to help him.

axisus

drofluf

took me a moment!

proggy

I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts.

I haven't got an addiction, it's just a great way of meeting easy women.

underdog

proggy

There's a big banner on the wall in this canteen.
It reads, 'Being Homosexual Is Not A Choice'

I don't think I'm going to like this prison malarkey!

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

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TheMarlin

DesVegas

Sorry about the instagram link

DesVegas

Kittyfrisk

JerkMoans

I used to be in a band called ‘The Palindromes’.

Our first single was “If I Had A Hi Fi”.

ronnyb

JerkMoans said:

I used to be in a band called ‘The Palindromes’.

Our first single was “If I Had A Hi Fi”.

And there second was 'Murder for a jar of red rum'

proggy

I was in a quiz once and they asked me to come up with a 5 letter palindrome but I couldn't think of one.

Shame that, I really wanted to win that kayak.....

ronnyb

And the third and fourth were, 'Too hot to hoot' and 'A toyota' 

merlin

ronnyb said:

And the third and fourth were, 'Too hot to hoot' and 'A toyota' 

Their best single was "Notlob". 

TheMarlin