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An immediate cessation of funding and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
Last week it was the upright, today the handheld.
Proud because on both occasions, I identified why they were misfiring and failing to work, took the cleaning heads apart, cleared them and then reassembled them, thus bringing both machines back to their full working capacity.
Deeply embarrassed for the same reason - I clearly live in a house with so much dog hair and other filth in the carpets that I've blocked two of the most powerful and efficient vacuums on the planet in the space of a fortnight.
Turned out to be David Dickinson.
Apologies to any Officers Of The Law I may have offended.
"Which one?" she asked
"William" I replied
She said, ‘It’s behind you’.
I went into Waterstones and said to the assistant, ‘I’m looking for the Cherie Blair biography’.
She said, ‘Oh, that’s the one over there with the badly fitting jacket’.
When I was a waiter I had the opposite.
Usually we asked people if they wanted any bread with their meal and being new I forgot.
He called me over and tore a strip out of me for not asking. I said "OK, sorry I'll go and get you some bread"
He said "I don't want any I just think it's rude that you didn't ask"
This is why nice to you, but rude to the waiter = bad person is a rule to live by.
True story. Friend got a job in Waterstones and a woman came upto his counter and asked for a book on Jordan. She wasn't best pleased when he went off and fetched a Katie Price biography, she did indeed mean the country!