Friday humour

bloodandtears · October 2023

breakstuff said:

bloodandtears said:

munckee said:

Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

“A danish what?”

pastry.. what else? ;-) "bacon butty"????

Pete?

I thought Pete was from the Norfolk Broads?

ahh my bad...

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

If Jesus shopped in a supermarket.

swiller · October 2023

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

Why women are better at DIY than men...

Emp_Fab · October 2023

That can't be real surely ? Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!

Shrews · October 2023

Emp_Fab said:

That can't be real surely ? Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!

Yep, literally hundreds of pics here:

https://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/photo1/photo_1.htm

boogieman · October 2023

This had myself and the missus creased up, depends on whether you enjoy a fart joke though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zK_gavOJtrk&si=anAmv8NetLdl5zoM

Shrews · October 2023

maltingsaudio · October 2023

Shrews · October 2023

crunchman · October 2023

Image: https://scontent-lhr6-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/386516910_288038864180322_7874662529247853286_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=CW_Zf04YmVEAX9mOlig&_nc_oc=AQmfVBbGk4imQbzI6YMakU35dtPJ2dqGQFAeT2SrFMSR3OfatuLPQDLD0u3QaO5IbWw&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-2.xx&oh=00_AfD2TzX59y6wL0TzIxNGiYxgsWNhWskD4MBUDNLu3GmA-Q&oe=6532B804

axisus · October 2023

^
???????

trolley · October 2023

@axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything

bloodandtears · October 2023

trolley said:

@axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything

Winny_Pooh · October 2023

equalsql · October 2023

rogd · October 2023

May be an image of 2 people and text that says E Rees-Mogg offers alternative for HS2 Birmingham-Mancheste Manchester link

AK99 · October 2023

Stratavarious said:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Con…
This is where you say Control Freak who?

Whilst we're on the genre..

Knock Knock

Who's; there ?

MIB It's a big horse

MIB It's a big horse who ?

(altegevver now..)

MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

^ Groan

proggy · October 2023

AK99 said:

Stratavarious said:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Con…
This is where you say Control Freak who?

Whilst we're on the genre..

Knock Knock

Who's; there ?

MIB It's a big horse

MIB It's a big horse who ?

(altegevver now..)

MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...

Why do northerners think Londoners pronounce London as Landon?
Do they all have hearing difficulties?

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