The Theresa May General Election thread (edited)

octatonic

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

@marantz1300 - Here is how to reply to Capo without getting a warning:

Say something interesting and unpredictable- just once.

Don't say something like:

 You are a boring, cliche-filled wank-sock.

english_bob

Fretwired said:

english_bob said:

Fretwired said: 

STOP PRESS

Just got an email from someone I trust saying YouGov poll (can't be published yet) predicts hung parliament or narrow Labour win. Labour vote surging ...

Could be pants of course ..

Is this the exit poll?

Yes .. hence it's a work in progress ...

Not for much longer.

How very interesting.

capo4th

I could murder a wank my wife is away on business at the moment back on Saturday morning.

underdog

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

octatonic

underdog said:

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

LOL- a genuine LOL at that.

capo4th

underdog said:

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

Like I really care what you think ? 

Dude this is an Internet forum and today is an election calm the fuck down and we can catch up in the morning.

ToneControl

should have a reasonable understanding of the likely result in half an hour

underdog

capo4th said:

underdog said:

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

Like I really care what you think ? 

Dude this is an Internet forum and today is an election calm the fuck down and we can catch up in the morning.

Calm down? I'm virtually horizontal, I just think the way you have spoken to people in threads the last few weeks you come across as a pompous and rude person, which is odd because you've never seemed that way on here before.

octatonic

underdog said:

capo4th said:

underdog said:

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

Like I really care what you think ? 

Dude this is an Internet forum and today is an election calm the fuck down and we can catch up in the morning.

Calm down? I'm virtually horizontal, I just think the way you have spoken to people in threads the last few weeks you come across as a pompous and rude person, which is odd because you've never seemed that way on here before.

Same thing happened with Sir Axeman.
Some people just snap and lose their shit.

cruxiform

capo4th said:

I could murder a wank my wife is away on business at the moment back on Saturday morning.

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65077/1468504475/mAYWATCH.jpg

capo4th

OMG what will those internet peeps on the fretboard think of me after this how will I sleep at night ?
I have a first world problem right now. I am trying to decide whether to watch Hacksaw Ridge, War Dogs or I am Not a Serial Killer to kill a little time and then tune in to some election debate around 1130.

Any suggestions on the above movies? 

capo4th

underdog said:

capo4th said:

underdog said:

capo4th said:

The greens mmmmmmmmmmm wind chimes 

Dude you're the one person who's going to come out of this election with less credibility than May

Like I really care what you think ? 

Dude this is an Internet forum and today is an election calm the fuck down and we can catch up in the morning.

Calm down? I'm virtually horizontal, I just think the way you have spoken to people in threads the last few weeks you come across as a pompous and rude person, which is odd because you've never seemed that way on here before.

Rude occasionally pompous never

capo4th

cruxiform said:

capo4th said:

I could murder a wank my wife is away on business at the moment back on Saturday morning.

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65077/1468504475/mAYWATCH.jpg

Yes yes yes yes 

capo4th

I must admit I have found it hugely amusing to be a Tory supporter on this forum in the last few weeks.

Admitting to voting Tory is quite liberating.

No offence to anyone ever intended just banter just banter.
 I might have to pick up the tele when this is all over instead of wasting an hour a day on a guitar forum talking politics bollocks.

octatonic

Exit poll say hung parliament.

english_bob

Well well and indeed well.

Legionreturns

Ooooooh

Fretwired

capo4th said:

english_bob said:

Fretwired said: 

STOP PRESS

Just got an email from someone I trust saying YouGov poll (can't be published yet) predicts hung parliament or narrow Labour win. Labour vote surging ...

Could be pants of course ..

Is this the exit poll?

Why can't it be published ? Probably because it's not accurate!

Most of my customers I have spoken to today have voted for the Conservative Party. They understand the need for a strong and stable government.

Labour don't give a fuck about business and long term economic growth.
They just want to tax and waste and subsidise people's lifestyle choices.

Because it's against the law ... no polls on election day and you can't release exit poll data until the polls have closed.

Looks like the Tories are toast ... as my mate said. Big surge in the Labour vote.

octatonic

Calling @capo4th...

Bridgehouse

Fretwired said:

capo4th said:

english_bob said:

Fretwired said: 

STOP PRESS

Just got an email from someone I trust saying YouGov poll (can't be published yet) predicts hung parliament or narrow Labour win. Labour vote surging ...

Could be pants of course ..

Is this the exit poll?

Why can't it be published ? Probably because it's not accurate!

Most of my customers I have spoken to today have voted for the Conservative Party. They understand the need for a strong and stable government.

Labour don't give a fuck about business and long term economic growth.
They just want to tax and waste and subsidise people's lifestyle choices.

Because it's against the law ... no polls on election day and you can't release exit poll data until the polls have closed.

Looks like the Tories are toast ... as my mate said. Big surge in the Labour vote.

The BBC/ITV/Sky exit poll will need to be really very wrong for it to be a small Labour majority..like 60+ labour seats wrong...