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I love that @Hootsmon . He's the image of my old bull terrier.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Being as it's Friday:
My beautiful psychiatrist has just diagnosed me as being a compulsive liar.
Then we had sex on her couch.
In a far off tropical land there lived a tribal king who lived in a palace. Not a palace as we know them but one built of thatch and raised high above the ground on stilts, like all the other dwellings in his kingdom. Except his dwelling was much much bigger and in the middle of it was his enormous throne. The king spent most his time on that throne.
Then it came to his very special birthday and it was decided to hold a big party with all the tribe invited. His palace was ideal but the enormous throne was in the way. It was too big to pass through the door and in any case the building was high above the ground. Then someone had the idea to tie many ropes to it and haul it up to the rafters. It took a lot of effort but it was successful and the throne hung up high above to clear the floor. All the guests arrived and the party got into full swing with lots of stomping and hooting and hollering. Then there came an ominous creaking sound followed by loud cracking. Seconds later the throne crashed down, going straight through the floor and squelching a bunch of revellers. Disaster!
And the moral to the story is "People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!